The Grey Badger ([info]idiotgrrl) wrote,
@ 2008-04-19 13:23:00
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OFFER: (not for Freecycle, but....)
OFFER: One 2007 release Companion Animal Toy, model B, black and white, extremely attractive. Also acts as an alarm clock. Currently programmed to wake you up at 6am; have been unable to reprogram. The soothing noises module has not yet been activated and the promised hours and hours of fun activating and developing the Socialization module has proven to be hours and hours of fumbling with the instructions manual. This CAT model 2007B has not been registered yet since I have been unable to meet the requirements to get it registered. Whenever I try, the hide-under-furniture subroutine is activated instead.

Warning: retractable claws deploying regularly when the alarm system is activated, and unpredictably at other times, make this toy unsuitable for children.

Other information: this Companion Animal Toy comes in two basic models, B and G, and in five basic colors: black, orange, white, brown, and gray. A number of multicolored models are available in various combinations. Please note that combinations including orange and black or orange and gray are only available for the Model G. Personality characteristics are the result of random programming within the limitations of the basic parameters. To obtain one of these delightful additions to your household, visit the website at www.ahanm.org or outside of the Albuquerque area, www.aspca.org.


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[info]sunlizzard
2008-04-20 04:29 am UTC (link)
Laughing out loud! This is a hoot! So I take it Buster continues to be a challenge? Bless you for trying so hard!

~ K.

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[info]beatrixal
2008-04-20 07:54 pm UTC (link)
Actually, there have been quite a few animals on Freecycle. Everything from rats to goats can be had. Today, a woman wants some geese.

I'm not sure if the ahanm is the way to go. If a cat isn't adopted, what happens to it? At least on Freecycle there's no euthanasia, the person can return the pet, if they're not compatible. And, I'm not sure Buster would appreciate another change in habitat.

BTW That is a nice Egyptian cabinet you won at the auction. The competition was pretty stiff. Well done!

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[info]idiotgrrl
2008-04-20 09:01 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I'm not getting rid of Buster, though there have been times I've considered it. He's a dear boy even if he is acting like Jeremy in Zits. Anyway, he's an adolescent; what should I expect?

BTW, a very big (6 foot) adolescent kitty turned up in Chicago and was shot as a dangerous wild animal there. Experts, asked what he was doing there, concluded it was for the want of a girl cat.

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